"I would first like to say how very fond I am of all of you. Eighteen years is far to short a time to live among such Excellent ward members. Though I know less then half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve!.......(silence).....I would like to talk on the topic of....." This will be the opening statement of my mission farewell. It might offend half the ward members, and I have to admit I would be disappointed if it didn't. I don't see why not? I'm going to be gone for two years, and I will come back for two or three weeks and its off to the singles ward. All the while I've left, the ward muttering about the rising generation, and how terrible of an influence I must be for investigators out in the field. (Ahh this thought makes me laugh to no end. Oh such joy!) Oh Mom and Dad will be fine with my despicable behavior. They have a solid reputation in the ward, and all that will be said is. "Its a shame that their son had to fall of the path." (shaking of heads) :)
Anyways life goes on, and on.......and on....and on. We moved forward in the cha cha, and its making me sweat just as much as my distance runs.
I can't seem to get the latest part down, but hopefully it will come with time. Well I'm tired and I will see you all later.
"Huh?" That one kids mind thing.
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
The Meditation of Dance. (I think I'm going crazy)
Hello?.....Is anyone here?....nope...well this sucks.
I feel really light headed, and I might faint in the middle of this, so if I do just continue on with your lives. Anyways the posts from the previous blog is below. Sorry the pictures couldn't accompany it. They had a very important meeting with the joint chiefs. Something about the alien armada coming to enslave all brown haired, blue eyed, six foot two, males. But I think you will get the point. I guess this is a new beginning of sorts. New blog, new age, life, and right hand. I've had a crazy, insane week. I've had trouble sleeping at night, therefore effecting just about everything. I wish I would just kelmoreem like my friend Tel'c. (Its a form of meditation that they do instead of sleep, works very well.) But enough with "T's" ways, and onto the what ever it is that we are "ontoing." Life is pretty routine, and that means its the same way its been for the last six years. My ballroom class is working on its dance for the concert, a very fast Cha Cha. Time is pressing and I hope we have enough time to really learn it, and get it into muscle memory. The muscle memory really helps on stage when the hearts about to beat out of your chest, and you cant think because your so nervous. Yet life goes on and my partner is amazing at this dancing stuff. That helps a bunch.
I'm going to order a time machine, and save lives (including mine) I think that the world could do with a kid coming to tell them than if they eat that peach they will die, because it will set of a chain reaction that leads to there untimely demise by a swarm of angry humming birds.
Spring is on its way, and that means I can now do things outside. Such as long boarding, and continue the Orem war that's been raging for just under a year. Anyways I will see you all later!
"If you think of all the things that you feel. All the voices in your head that you hear. Its a mystery that we're still rolling on." Travis, Walking Along in the Sun
I feel really light headed, and I might faint in the middle of this, so if I do just continue on with your lives. Anyways the posts from the previous blog is below. Sorry the pictures couldn't accompany it. They had a very important meeting with the joint chiefs. Something about the alien armada coming to enslave all brown haired, blue eyed, six foot two, males. But I think you will get the point. I guess this is a new beginning of sorts. New blog, new age, life, and right hand. I've had a crazy, insane week. I've had trouble sleeping at night, therefore effecting just about everything. I wish I would just kelmoreem like my friend Tel'c. (Its a form of meditation that they do instead of sleep, works very well.) But enough with "T's" ways, and onto the what ever it is that we are "ontoing." Life is pretty routine, and that means its the same way its been for the last six years. My ballroom class is working on its dance for the concert, a very fast Cha Cha. Time is pressing and I hope we have enough time to really learn it, and get it into muscle memory. The muscle memory really helps on stage when the hearts about to beat out of your chest, and you cant think because your so nervous. Yet life goes on and my partner is amazing at this dancing stuff. That helps a bunch.
I'm going to order a time machine, and save lives (including mine) I think that the world could do with a kid coming to tell them than if they eat that peach they will die, because it will set of a chain reaction that leads to there untimely demise by a swarm of angry humming birds.
Spring is on its way, and that means I can now do things outside. Such as long boarding, and continue the Orem war that's been raging for just under a year. Anyways I will see you all later!
"If you think of all the things that you feel. All the voices in your head that you hear. Its a mystery that we're still rolling on." Travis, Walking Along in the Sun
Jasons Life! (I cant stand that kid!)
Ngilith or annún-aearath
Sad people eating doughnuts!
Sunday, August 23, 2009
Time Dilation Field! Chapter: 12745983
Well Hello! Long time no see!.......... What do you mean it was the most relaxing time of your life?.........I am now extremely annoyed at you! Leave and never come back!...............Yeah what ever. You were not looking for a reason to leave! Your just mad that you cant read this awesome and amazing thing I do! So HAAAAA!
Well anyways lets continue eh? Ummm... where to start......Well I've been doing alot! It seems like I've been stuck in a time dilation field and haven't been able to get to this blog. (for those of you who don't know what I'm talking about, a time dilation field is a thing that happens alot in star gate. Its an area of space that moves extremely faster than everything around it. So to the people in the field it looks like everything has been frozen in time out side of the field.) But We will now go on and tell you what I've been up to! I just got done with summer break, and have just started school. The summer was long, fun, and slightly boring with a hint of lameness! I started with me doing my online classes, and drivers ed stuff! We then went to mantua, and had our family thing! And that was fun. We all crammed in that little house and dreamed up how we could make it bigger and better. Notice the word dream is the key word in that sentence! But we all had fun riding four wheelers, and going to places we have never been before with them. Its weird to think about that. I never thought of our family as a four wheeler family. It seems like to an outsider we would go up there and read poetry, while slowly canoeing around the lake. Maybe next time we should go hang gliding of the mountains, and then go skydiving into the lake! Then we had the fourth, and that was as always never as fun as I think its going to be. Then we had little valley days. up in mantua again, but with all the cousins, aunts, uncles, and then there's Mark. (one of a kind that's for sure! in a good way of course) That was fun. Not as fun with just the fam, but still fun.
We then went up to Idaho to see Nith perform in the choir, and i also saw my future college and that was weird. Weird place full of weird people. But Hey I'm a weird person too! So Its awesome! then I came home and did more driving stuff. Then a little bit latter we went to Colorado to visit moms sister, with moms sister, and I also had a sister come. That was fun! I always love going to Colorado! Even though the driving time equaled the staying time, and that's very depressing when it comes to "Vacationing." I also injured my leg while boating/tubing, and that killed like the mother load beyond all mothers. I was hopping all around Denver the next day! I'm now a tourists attraction there! Oh and I got my drivers licence right before we left to Denver so that's been nice to have. Not this big freedom feeling every ones been blabbing about. I got it, and was like ummm........OK.......Uhuu...Nope not here! No Freedom for Me! Better move to Canada!
Oh and I also thought Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince was an awesome movie, but I will save that for next time cause I need to go to bed!
"When Ones contimplating ones own dimise.
One tends to see things a liitle diffrentley" Dr. Rhodney McKay, Star Gate Atlantis
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Sunday, June 14, 2009
Latin Pants, Randon Day Dreams, and Crusing Down the Canyon. Little things? Ch. 75649
Ah the little things in life can make all the difference. Its not always a good thing by the way!.......WOWA......Oh its you!.....Yeah well next time don't sneak up on me like that!....The things I've seen in my life time make me a little jumpy.....Yeah well you go "Yeah right" yourself! Anyways all this bickering is not healthy, so lets stop shall we?....OK well lets get started in the most exciting task of your week. Me telling you about my life! Its been a bit, so lets see where we should start! Umm... well I played in a soccer game the other day and did amazingly horrible! I just don't know if I'm cut out for this stuff no matter how much I want to be, but I might be able to become it with practice. that's still a big IF. So anyways I had a ballroom meeting the other day, and it was with my parents, or parent I should say. Dad came, and they went over the cost. Lets just say Bad Combo. I could see dads face slightly fall as the cost kept on going up and up. My face fell when I heard the time of the rehearsals,( Dark Thirty in the Morning!) and the fact that we are all required to have a pair of Latin pants. Uhhg....lame. So I always feel a little guilty when I do things that cause my parents to loose a day of vacation during retirement. I also feel guilty when I take a day of they're life due to stress, but hopefully I don't do that, that often! But hey whats the point of having kids if it didn't mold us for the celestial kingdom!.....Wow lets stop talking about that....Its far away for me, and I would like to keep it that way! Though I am excited to be married. Sounds fun. I wonder who she is (If shes anyone at all.) and what she's doing, where she is. Anyway hope she doing great and having the time of her life.
Oh I went long boarding with my most awesome cousin down the canyon. That was a blast! I'm now getting back into to long boarding though not as intense as before, but still I'm now wanting to go do it again. I also went and worked up at Rivendell and that was cool. I was really tired so I was in this weird state of mind where I was having the most strange day dreams and thinking the weirdest things! All while cleaning ponds and laying pine nettles! I will be going up they're to help my sisters, once maybe twice a week. A sort of part part time job. My foot is in pain.
Summer?.....Well its been absolutely just Ok. I need to work into my schedule and get going. Make this summer worth it, if you know what I mean? So two weeks in and I am ready to go jump out of an airplane and never stop falling! No not really. I have things worth not falling for ever for. Oh wow I just had a vision of one of my sisters saying "Yeah you just want to fall in love forever." in some weird voice. Oh I finally decided to get my licence, so I have all my ranges done and am waiting for them to call me to do roading. Sadly enough I most likly wont have it by our family reunion thingy so I wont be able to drive the four wheelers. bummer of bemmerness, and lamer then lame in a lame tree! So this is all I can think of to tell you that I am allowed or want to tell you so dont drink dirty water and good night, morning, afternoon, or what ever it is for you!
"The way things are, are trying to change me. I say "Mad Cows" and chage the way things are myself!" From the Christian Hall in side my book head (I mean head then book) thingy.....again.
P.S. Never trust the mafia leader in your basement!
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Thursday, May 28, 2009
Someone Told Me Life Sped Up When You Get Older? Chapter 8745646
Well Hello there!.......Yes I'm fine. How are you?.....Good good. I must say its a surprise seeing you......Why?.....Well I am back here for the fourth time this month! That has never happened! Its always been two. Someone Told Me Life Sped Up When You Get Older. Don't see it. Right lets get down to business! First on the list.....Umm lets see... no this is wrong I never ate a bucket of cheese......And what is this? I never played croquet with monkeys!....AND WHAT IN THE BLAZES IS THIS!....I wasn't thrown in jail for attacking a Jedi nerd party in a Darth Vader costume! ......What....This isn't mine?...oh your right! It has someones Else's name on it! .....This is mine then?...good.
OK lets see....Oh right I was called in for another secret mission. It was a success and Obama has declared again that Orem is now safer! Funny how he already said that and yet we still had more to do? But he is a politician and anything said by them people is automatically never set in stone! Its set in jello!
Next. I tried out for Utah F.C. (football club), but sadly I didn't make it. I thought I did ok though, but there were alot of chaps better than me. Still I did ok and had some good clearer's had fun, so what ever. I am still looking at some other teams and am waiting to see what happens!
I also had Tryouts for Ballroom Company! They were last Wednesday and Thursday. We learned the individual dance (A Cha Cha and Waltz) the first day. Then the next day we had to perform it in front of the judges, and I totally screwed up on the cha cha, and then did ok with the waltz. We also had to dance the waltz with a partner, and I did ok with that too. Anyways I waited throughout the weekend pretty sure I was not going to make it. I went to school Tuesday and my name was on the list! It was weird! I sat there for a second just staring at it. I then thought that there was a mistake, and it happened by accident. But my name was there, so I guess I made it. Even though its still hard to believe. Well School just ended, and I have a whole summer ahead of me to do nothing! Well when I have free time from school/stuff, exercise, and possibly soccer. This summer should be a good one (I Hope. It is actually looking really boring, but I am trying to keep a positive attitude!) So I will now say good bye!
"Girls can be stupid!" From Christians Halls Inside My Head book thingy.
P.S. I'm in need of a program called adobe Illustrator. If you have a copy you are not using and can lend it to me Do It!
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Sunday, May 17, 2009
Hope! Chapter 47865
Well Here I am full of food and cake!.....NO CAKE!.....You take a chill pill! your the one who is always asking for stupid cake! You know, if people would stop eating so much sweets we would not be the MC.Fatty Nation! Anyways this will most likely be the most random and worthless post ever posted. If Posting is Posted to Post many Postings! I am extremely bored, it is Sunday evening, I'm wanting to go be something, but that's been put on hold because a man in a white pinstripe suit with a deep red rose came to my house and said I am not able to be something! And am still waiting for that stupid three wish deal I signed up for last week in a movie theater! Anyways I am trying to recover stuff for this term, and thinking how to improve my life! I want to do so many things! I want to just be the good, nice kid who is strong in the gospel , but is still not a weirdo for it. I guess I want to be respected for trying, but then that's not how it works! I am respected by God and Christ not by man! I'm going to TRY to tryout for ballroom company this week! We will see how that go's! ( Trip, Stumble, Fall on my FACE!) I am still chasing the dream of playing on a soccer team and scoring just one goal! Yet that seems farther every time I look at it! The last week has seemed to be this big fat Irony thingy! I have had so many dreams of things big and small, closer and father, wanting and hoping! Yet five minutes later my mind is invaded, and compromised by my worst enemy. REALITY! This funky thing that moves in with a small strike force then hits you with the artillery! BAM BAM BAM! And the lovely dreams and imagination is "raised to the ground"Gandalf It seems that I really cant do much! That every thing I want to do with my life isn't going to happen! That I am not good enough, or not artistic, enough, not smart enough, not clever enough, not what ever! I am all ready doomed and no matter how hard I try it will never change! I am doomed to being just below average! It seems that the world tells me I am a kid who has big ideas and who has this amazing work ethic in theory, but when it comes down to it I fail and fall on my face only to stand up with mud all over my face and down my front! They they laugh and say well lets try this thing that people like you are supposed to do! That's just the way it is! You are not made to be above!
So I sit there trodden and beaten! My sword is held limply in my hand, my shield is dented and the bottom half has been shattered! My armor once shining and Strong is now rent and bloodied. Not only from my blood, but the people I have brought with me. My helm is dented near the front a little off to the side. Blood leaks out onto my face mixing with the dirt. My castle stands in ruins around me. little clouds of dust still hang in the air twisting the sunlight that was so once very beautiful and warming! I cry for help, and some come to help.They get me on my feet and wipe away some blood from my face. I say thanks and they walk away doing all they could, but five minutes later I am back on the ground with fresh dirt and blood. I realize that the only thing that can help me is something greater then what toke me down. something not of this world. I cry for help one more time. Louder and with more conviction! Yet no sound brakes the dusty air. Then out of the gloom a light appears, and a figure looking like a man is standing in the midst of that light! He is coming towards me! I don't want him to see me like this! I am filthy and he is so pure! I don't know how but I know that this man is the hope i was looking for. As he approaches I realize he has a robe of red. It looks strangely like blood. He reaches me I try to look away, but the face is so kind and stern that it is impossible to look at anything else! He falls down next to me and pulls of his robe. He then wipes away my filth taking with him the dirty blood that I have bleed! I try to stop him, but he grasp my hand stooping me! I sit there as he continues cleaning my battle beaten figure! He finally finishes and then gives me a hug! The blackness that had engulfed my mind and heart disappears and is filled with love! He then helps me up and says these simple words! "You are my Brother, and you are His Son!" His son! Some how I know who he is! "And We Love You" I feel tears escape my eyes, and he falls back into the light and disappears. I am dismayed at first, but then realize that he is still there watching me, giving me strength! Then people and things come to me. Almost instantly! They help me build my castle, and my fortifications!
I am now sitting here! Thinking what I want to do in life and the dreams I have, but they are stronger! They now have a Figure wrapped in light wearing a blood stained robe next to them! I look down at my self, and see the newly strengthened armor, and the shield that now is whole! Then my sword, it is of fine yet simple workmanship, but I can feel the hardness and strength that it carries! I look up and out the window to see an black wave approaching! I laugh and lift my shield and sword! Ready to fight! For the figure in light is on my side! The figure that I am named after! For I am a CHRISTIAN!
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Tuesday, May 12, 2009
And It Continues! :(
Well I'm back!......Yeah I know that's too bad.......I am just as sick of you as you are of me, so we are even and strangely happy! As you may have known, my last post was titled "The longest week of my life" Sadly enough it has continued as if there was no break! The last bit of my life is this long, and stretched blur. For all you Harry Potter fans. I feel like I have had the cruciatus curse about a thousand times. So I am here to tell you I am running away to England!
As You can see This is my new home! My bedroom window is on the closest tower, facing the water, very top! Sorry you cant come and visit! The London Police might find out! Anyways This is going to be very fun! I will write books, and awesome blogs from my new home! Then go to Arsenal games! Then in my free time drop packs of pass along cards, and B.O.M.s, Bibles, Articles of Faith, and such on passing cars! So I've booked my flight with Pelican & penguin Airlines! So I will keep you updated from my awesome home!
"Do you see the flaw in my brilliant plan now?" Dumbledore, Harry Potter 5, Rowling
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Monday, May 11, 2009
The Longest Week of My Life! Chapter 3478
Hello once again from the strange place where I am at. Which so happens to be my living room, by the computer...Well du that's obvious! You would be surprised how many people wouldn't know that!....Oh so now your saying crap about my world huh? Well YOU can leave...Yeah that's right..You keep on walking! ............Sorry about that. (Idiot) Anyways so lets see...umm..oh right! On my Computer, in a chair that's a pain in the _____! ...what do you mean I'm stupid!...Its your mind that fills in the blank. I didn't think that!
So lets get down to business! The theory of stupidity is As fallows! If you do something stupid, or awkward. (In other words if you feel uncomfortable) You feel STUPID! But if you do something stupid with another person you feel only half as awkward. So the more people=The amount of Nonstupidness! So lets practice this shall we? It you are a loser in high school, and you are hanging out with your younger siblings friends. Do you feel Stupid, and if you do. How much?
A. Stupid, all of stupid.
B. Not Stupid, all of stupid
C. Stupid, 1/1894 of stupid.
D. Not Stupid, what was the question?
E. Wingardium Leveosa
G. Adolf Hitler, and Stalin.
H. OBAMA
If you picked anything but A. GO back and circle A.
Ok really! MY life. How is it?
Its good! And as you know I went to Prom! It was tons of fun! I had a great time! It was definitely one of my favorite nights in my entire life. (Thats not saying much. *cough cough*)......Who said that?..............(Dirty look towards you!)......If you want details then your out of luck!
I also am still working on the Podcast, and its a pain! A BIG PAIN! but life goes on, and Obama's President! I have also had a huge reform in my life, but I am not going into detail! So this is where I say bye! Ready!...............................................................By...Oh got you!....................................................BYE!
"I"M SUPER WHY!" The Boy of Awesomeness!
P.S. Isn't it amazing how one person can change so much about you.
P.S. Oh one more thing! Some of you have said you wanted a copy of the Book thingy! Well I cant write it! Go ask HIM! Now THAT should be OBVIOUS!
P.S.S. And The Chaps In Camo? They just appeared in my backyard! Something to do with a Possible War in my neighborhood.
P.S.S.S. I am also looking for a copy of Illustrator. If any one is not using a copy! Oh and for Mac.
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Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Prom & more Podcast! A Tale of P's
Well hello chaps! I hope you are well and just thriving! Or what ever you may be, I hope you are at least being! Anyways I have had a rather eventful Weekend and such. I for starter's asked a girl to prom! Wow Its amazing. I mean this is me of all people! Still I did it. I... Yes? What do you want?...... No I will not give you a piece of cake!..... You know I think thats the only reason why you do this, is for the stupid cake!.... Right! Anywho I Finally got my Podcast up and running on the web, so check it out at www.sgcast.com It is also on I-tunes, but that is not searchable yet! We are still trying to figure out all the little tech. stuff so thats a slightly annoying aspect but what the cows! Its at least up!
"They're is a RIGHT way to LIVE!" Christian Hall, from his book of "In side MY head philosophy!"
P.S. If you want to know her name ask me in PERSON! Oh and I Decided I like CAPITAL letters!....Yes I am aware that its "Painfully obvious." ......NO CAKE!
P.S.S. And I am Very Excited about Prom!
Monday, April 20, 2009
The Adventures of Jason. A week Of Spring Braek!
Well Hello? What a surprise! I thought you were dead?......What do you mean that was a stupid assumption! Your a stupid assumption!.....oh...your talking to someone else?...ummm...sorry about that. Anywho I have been busy doing mostly nothing, but not all my time has been wasted! I have now completed three S.G. Cast Podcast. (since we do one every week it seems like we should have a lot more than three, but I guess its an hour and a half total of us talking our voice boxes out.) So S.G. Cast is moving along well, and we hope it will continue doing so!
We had spring break this last week. It was all week too! It was nice to not have all the losers of losers bearing down on you for a bit. I did many things such as three "Missions" witch I am not at liberty to discuss right now. But I can tell you that they were all a success, and Obama has confirmed that the city of Orem is now Safer! (Or is it?) I also watched a couple Champions league soccer/football(English accent on the last one!) games. Chelsea vs. Liverpool crazy awesome game! Then Manchester vs. Porto. And then out of the blue...or I guess white...In the middle of spring brake SNOW! and a fair share of it to! Killed over a thousand trees that were blossoming! The Government had to promise that they would grant the trees Ten Billion Dollars just to shut up the riots! Whomping Willows & Old Man Willows all over the place! Thought I was a dead man did I.(put another English accent on that one too.) See why I thought you were dead... Yeah... Right...so then I did my podcast Saturday night #3 ( Home, Tava beans & four foot stargate. Yo Dawg!) Then I proceeded to wright my talk for church the next day. At twelve ten in the morning mind you! At that was the end of it all.
"Sam sat down, blushing and muttering. ""A nice pickle we have landed ourselves in, Mr Frodo!"" he said, shaking his head." Lord of the Rings, The Fellowship of the Ring, Sam/Tolkien.
P.S. Ballroom Company Tryouts are coming up, so I am trying to learn every thing I need to and its a bit crazy!
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Monday, March 30, 2009
Slow...Slow...Quick..Quick...Slow and Reacording!
Tango! Yes I know its surprising that I of all people take a ballroom class and could possibly be joining the M.V. Ballroom company. If you were to go back in time and tell my 13-14 year old self that I wound be doing this in the future. I wound have probably thrown you out the window. Yet here I am.
I also had a ballroom concert this past weekend. I was in the Tango! (Hence my title!) I thought I did OK, but could have been a bit (meaning a lot!) better. I guess that's what its like your first time on stage. I'm serious when I say I am seriously surprised that I didn't drop my partner and then crash into another couple in the middle of the Dance. (I guess it wound have been entertaining for the audience! That is what they came for anyways... right?) Good thing I didn't eh?
I also have figured out what I am doing my podcast on! (drum roll please!)...............STAR GATE! Yes I know its super nerdy, but here is why I think its good. One: I am a Nerd! need I say more!...Umm...I do?.. oh ok then. Two: Nerds are the type of people to look up these strange things where people talk about strange stuff! Three: Star Gate has a large fan base, and has been around for awhile. So it has the potential to attract more listeners.
We are scheduled to Cast this Friday and post our first one. Oh and The title of the Podcast is S.G. Cast. (if your a Star Gate fan you will know what I'm talking about)
"No no no no no..... This sequence first, and then the secondary code. Unless your intentionally trying to blow us up. In witch case excellent work." Doctor Rhodney Mckay, Star Gate Atlantis
P.S. We got a new mac, and you should expect some awesome teaser trailers for my film "The Hunt"
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Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Huh? What? A Podcast!
And a go in 5...4...3...2...1. Hello people of the people that you are! (Huh?)...Yes I know that really doesn't make sense, but don't die over it. I am here today to tell you people of the people that you are two things. But before I get to them I would like to say that "Prom"(1) is coming up and I should most surly ask someone to that most strange thing they call a "High School Dance"(2). For after all it is my junior year, and it is called the "Junior Prom." But there's a slight problem. I meaning me..have know idea who I want to ask. but that's O.K.! Because I will most likely just ask the first girl I see at some random moment a week before.
So we move on to what I really wanted to say. One: That I have a strange and strong desire to start a podcast! Its sounds like so much fun! It's a verbal Blog in a way. I still haven't figured out what to do it on. I have some ideas and some of them would easily be possible. But I need co hosts and such to help, and finding 'em is a large, and most lame process.
Two: That I finished the "First Cut"(3) of a little "Behind the scenes" Doc. for Kevin. (the photographer one.) Its on the Real salt lake shoot that he did for them.
Well.....Ummm......sorry but this is taking to long. I was going to post the Video but its to large, and once again mom is getting after me so Bye.
"Sing hey! For the bath at close of day
that washes the weary mud away
A loon is he that will not sing
O! Water Hot is a noble thing!
O! Sweet is the sound of falling rain,
and the brook that leaps from hill to plain;
but better then rain or rippling streams
is Water Hot that smokes and steams.
O! Water cold we may pour at need
down a thirsty throat and be glad indeed
but better is beer if drink we lack, (Ginger Ale!)
)and Water Hot poured down the back.
O! Water is fair that leaps on high
in a fountain white beneath the sky;
but never did fountain sound so sweet
as splashing Hot Water with my feet!" Tolkien s Bath song sung by Pippin in the Lord of the rings, The Fellowship of the Ring, A Conspiracy Unmasked. Pg.101
You know this is the most awesome and fitting song for me! (Except for beer. That's not so fitting. Maybe Ginger ale.)
(1)A Dance that I am terrified of.
(2)People jumping up and down feeling awkward.
(3)The First version of a film that I like as the director.
Oh and also check out my profile and my new past posts title.
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Saturday, February 28, 2009
A Two Man Crew.
Hello People of Earth! The last two days I have been busy with a film shoot. It was done with only a Two Man Crew and a single actor. (and we all know what they're like!)
I have the biggest head ache! (Note: please no sympathy letters.) Don't get me wrong it was fun, and a good shoot but to truly and deeply understand why I have a head ache you must fallow these three simple steps. One: Lock your self in a room with three big, bright lights. Two: Chose a single, and I mean single shot from a movie. Three: watch that over and over again on a tiny little screen. Then repeat the process with a a different shot for seven hours....Seven hours later.... Your back?... and how do you feel...yeah....yeah.. I know you just want to walk into the backyard and fall dead in the garden.
Anywho. I still love doing it and hope to move on in this dream of making good, uplifting films for you and your future children, grandchildren, etc. (Note: I will accept donations. After all this is your children and grandchild's future were talking about!)
"If only we had a magical tool that could slow down time! I foolishly left mine on earth! Did you bring yours!" Dr. Rhodney Mckay, Stargate Atlantis.
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Thursday, February 26, 2009
The First!-Vedui'
Testing...Testing...One two three testing. Can You Read This.
If you can I feel very very sorry for you, but no I will not pay for your "Mad-Center"(1) bills. Its your own fault you decided to read this blog. If..Huh?.... What?......Hold on a second. I don't like this font........OK I'm back. Much better eh?
So this blog I've created... Its not for you. Sorry but its true. Not for YOU! Its for ME. Its to let my inner self speak out its frustrations and "Happy moments"(2) Still Its important that you know what will be going on. So this is what will occur. I will as I read books post my favorite passages I read that week, month, or year. . . . .Hang on a second. Moms talking on the phone and I cant concentrate. . . . .Alright lets continue. OK where was I. . . . . Books?. . . . and we just finished. . . . Thanks.
I will obviously tell you whats going on in my awesome, super exciting life. This will include things such as. Cool stories, spiritual stories, heart warming stories, life changing stories, ect. (Please note that I am not promising any of these things and am not responsible for wasting your time reading this when you should be doing what your supposed too be doing )
Well I have better end this or Mom will "Have a Cow"(3)
First of all, to tell you that I am immensely fond of you all, and that eleventy-one years is too short a time to live among such excellent and admirable hobbits. I don't know half of you as well as I should like; and i like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. Tolkien/Bilbo. In the Lord of the Rings, A Long Expected Party. (pg. 29-30)
1. The place Mad people go when their mad.
2. Moments when I am Happy.
3. A term used to say somone is mad or angry.
Sad people eating doughnuts!
Sunday, August 23, 2009
Time Dilation Field! Chapter: 12745983
Well Hello! Long time no see!.......... What do you mean it was the most relaxing time of your life?.........I am now extremely annoyed at you! Leave and never come back!...............Yeah what ever. You were not looking for a reason to leave! Your just mad that you cant read this awesome and amazing thing I do! So HAAAAA!
Well anyways lets continue eh? Ummm... where to start......Well I've been doing alot! It seems like I've been stuck in a time dilation field and haven't been able to get to this blog. (for those of you who don't know what I'm talking about, a time dilation field is a thing that happens alot in star gate. Its an area of space that moves extremely faster than everything around it. So to the people in the field it looks like everything has been frozen in time out side of the field.) But We will now go on and tell you what I've been up to! I just got done with summer break, and have just started school. The summer was long, fun, and slightly boring with a hint of lameness! I started with me doing my online classes, and drivers ed stuff! We then went to mantua, and had our family thing! And that was fun. We all crammed in that little house and dreamed up how we could make it bigger and better. Notice the word dream is the key word in that sentence! But we all had fun riding four wheelers, and going to places we have never been before with them. Its weird to think about that. I never thought of our family as a four wheeler family. It seems like to an outsider we would go up there and read poetry, while slowly canoeing around the lake. Maybe next time we should go hang gliding of the mountains, and then go skydiving into the lake! Then we had the fourth, and that was as always never as fun as I think its going to be. Then we had little valley days. up in mantua again, but with all the cousins, aunts, uncles, and then there's Mark. (one of a kind that's for sure! in a good way of course) That was fun. Not as fun with just the fam, but still fun.
We then went up to Idaho to see Nith perform in the choir, and i also saw my future college and that was weird. Weird place full of weird people. But Hey I'm a weird person too! So Its awesome! then I came home and did more driving stuff. Then a little bit latter we went to Colorado to visit moms sister, with moms sister, and I also had a sister come. That was fun! I always love going to Colorado! Even though the driving time equaled the staying time, and that's very depressing when it comes to "Vacationing." I also injured my leg while boating/tubing, and that killed like the mother load beyond all mothers. I was hopping all around Denver the next day! I'm now a tourists attraction there! Oh and I got my drivers licence right before we left to Denver so that's been nice to have. Not this big freedom feeling every ones been blabbing about. I got it, and was like ummm........OK.......Uhuu...Nope not here! No Freedom for Me! Better move to Canada!
Oh and I also thought Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince was an awesome movie, but I will save that for next time cause I need to go to bed!
"When Ones contimplating ones own dimise.
One tends to see things a liitle diffrentley" Dr. Rhodney McKay, Star Gate Atlantis
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Sunday, June 14, 2009
Latin Pants, Randon Day Dreams, and Crusing Down the Canyon. Little things? Ch. 75649
Ah the little things in life can make all the difference. Its not always a good thing by the way!.......WOWA......Oh its you!.....Yeah well next time don't sneak up on me like that!....The things I've seen in my life time make me a little jumpy.....Yeah well you go "Yeah right" yourself! Anyways all this bickering is not healthy, so lets stop shall we?....OK well lets get started in the most exciting task of your week. Me telling you about my life! Its been a bit, so lets see where we should start! Umm... well I played in a soccer game the other day and did amazingly horrible! I just don't know if I'm cut out for this stuff no matter how much I want to be, but I might be able to become it with practice. that's still a big IF. So anyways I had a ballroom meeting the other day, and it was with my parents, or parent I should say. Dad came, and they went over the cost. Lets just say Bad Combo. I could see dads face slightly fall as the cost kept on going up and up. My face fell when I heard the time of the rehearsals,( Dark Thirty in the Morning!) and the fact that we are all required to have a pair of Latin pants. Uhhg....lame. So I always feel a little guilty when I do things that cause my parents to loose a day of vacation during retirement. I also feel guilty when I take a day of they're life due to stress, but hopefully I don't do that, that often! But hey whats the point of having kids if it didn't mold us for the celestial kingdom!.....Wow lets stop talking about that....Its far away for me, and I would like to keep it that way! Though I am excited to be married. Sounds fun. I wonder who she is (If shes anyone at all.) and what she's doing, where she is. Anyway hope she doing great and having the time of her life.
Oh I went long boarding with my most awesome cousin down the canyon. That was a blast! I'm now getting back into to long boarding though not as intense as before, but still I'm now wanting to go do it again. I also went and worked up at Rivendell and that was cool. I was really tired so I was in this weird state of mind where I was having the most strange day dreams and thinking the weirdest things! All while cleaning ponds and laying pine nettles! I will be going up they're to help my sisters, once maybe twice a week. A sort of part part time job. My foot is in pain.
Summer?.....Well its been absolutely just Ok. I need to work into my schedule and get going. Make this summer worth it, if you know what I mean? So two weeks in and I am ready to go jump out of an airplane and never stop falling! No not really. I have things worth not falling for ever for. Oh wow I just had a vision of one of my sisters saying "Yeah you just want to fall in love forever." in some weird voice. Oh I finally decided to get my licence, so I have all my ranges done and am waiting for them to call me to do roading. Sadly enough I most likly wont have it by our family reunion thingy so I wont be able to drive the four wheelers. bummer of bemmerness, and lamer then lame in a lame tree! So this is all I can think of to tell you that I am allowed or want to tell you so dont drink dirty water and good night, morning, afternoon, or what ever it is for you!
"The way things are, are trying to change me. I say "Mad Cows" and chage the way things are myself!" From the Christian Hall in side my book head (I mean head then book) thingy.....again.
P.S. Never trust the mafia leader in your basement!
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Thursday, May 28, 2009
Someone Told Me Life Sped Up When You Get Older? Chapter 8745646
Well Hello there!.......Yes I'm fine. How are you?.....Good good. I must say its a surprise seeing you......Why?.....Well I am back here for the fourth time this month! That has never happened! Its always been two. Someone Told Me Life Sped Up When You Get Older. Don't see it. Right lets get down to business! First on the list.....Umm lets see... no this is wrong I never ate a bucket of cheese......And what is this? I never played croquet with monkeys!....AND WHAT IN THE BLAZES IS THIS!....I wasn't thrown in jail for attacking a Jedi nerd party in a Darth Vader costume! ......What....This isn't mine?...oh your right! It has someones Else's name on it! .....This is mine then?...good.
OK lets see....Oh right I was called in for another secret mission. It was a success and Obama has declared again that Orem is now safer! Funny how he already said that and yet we still had more to do? But he is a politician and anything said by them people is automatically never set in stone! Its set in jello!
Next. I tried out for Utah F.C. (football club), but sadly I didn't make it. I thought I did ok though, but there were alot of chaps better than me. Still I did ok and had some good clearer's had fun, so what ever. I am still looking at some other teams and am waiting to see what happens!
I also had Tryouts for Ballroom Company! They were last Wednesday and Thursday. We learned the individual dance (A Cha Cha and Waltz) the first day. Then the next day we had to perform it in front of the judges, and I totally screwed up on the cha cha, and then did ok with the waltz. We also had to dance the waltz with a partner, and I did ok with that too. Anyways I waited throughout the weekend pretty sure I was not going to make it. I went to school Tuesday and my name was on the list! It was weird! I sat there for a second just staring at it. I then thought that there was a mistake, and it happened by accident. But my name was there, so I guess I made it. Even though its still hard to believe. Well School just ended, and I have a whole summer ahead of me to do nothing! Well when I have free time from school/stuff, exercise, and possibly soccer. This summer should be a good one (I Hope. It is actually looking really boring, but I am trying to keep a positive attitude!) So I will now say good bye!
"Girls can be stupid!" From Christians Halls Inside My Head book thingy.
P.S. I'm in need of a program called adobe Illustrator. If you have a copy you are not using and can lend it to me Do It!
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Sunday, May 17, 2009
Hope! Chapter 47865
Well Here I am full of food and cake!.....NO CAKE!.....You take a chill pill! your the one who is always asking for stupid cake! You know, if people would stop eating so much sweets we would not be the MC.Fatty Nation! Anyways this will most likely be the most random and worthless post ever posted. If Posting is Posted to Post many Postings! I am extremely bored, it is Sunday evening, I'm wanting to go be something, but that's been put on hold because a man in a white pinstripe suit with a deep red rose came to my house and said I am not able to be something! And am still waiting for that stupid three wish deal I signed up for last week in a movie theater! Anyways I am trying to recover stuff for this term, and thinking how to improve my life! I want to do so many things! I want to just be the good, nice kid who is strong in the gospel , but is still not a weirdo for it. I guess I want to be respected for trying, but then that's not how it works! I am respected by God and Christ not by man! I'm going to TRY to tryout for ballroom company this week! We will see how that go's! ( Trip, Stumble, Fall on my FACE!) I am still chasing the dream of playing on a soccer team and scoring just one goal! Yet that seems farther every time I look at it! The last week has seemed to be this big fat Irony thingy! I have had so many dreams of things big and small, closer and father, wanting and hoping! Yet five minutes later my mind is invaded, and compromised by my worst enemy. REALITY! This funky thing that moves in with a small strike force then hits you with the artillery! BAM BAM BAM! And the lovely dreams and imagination is "raised to the ground"Gandalf It seems that I really cant do much! That every thing I want to do with my life isn't going to happen! That I am not good enough, or not artistic, enough, not smart enough, not clever enough, not what ever! I am all ready doomed and no matter how hard I try it will never change! I am doomed to being just below average! It seems that the world tells me I am a kid who has big ideas and who has this amazing work ethic in theory, but when it comes down to it I fail and fall on my face only to stand up with mud all over my face and down my front! They they laugh and say well lets try this thing that people like you are supposed to do! That's just the way it is! You are not made to be above!
So I sit there trodden and beaten! My sword is held limply in my hand, my shield is dented and the bottom half has been shattered! My armor once shining and Strong is now rent and bloodied. Not only from my blood, but the people I have brought with me. My helm is dented near the front a little off to the side. Blood leaks out onto my face mixing with the dirt. My castle stands in ruins around me. little clouds of dust still hang in the air twisting the sunlight that was so once very beautiful and warming! I cry for help, and some come to help.They get me on my feet and wipe away some blood from my face. I say thanks and they walk away doing all they could, but five minutes later I am back on the ground with fresh dirt and blood. I realize that the only thing that can help me is something greater then what toke me down. something not of this world. I cry for help one more time. Louder and with more conviction! Yet no sound brakes the dusty air. Then out of the gloom a light appears, and a figure looking like a man is standing in the midst of that light! He is coming towards me! I don't want him to see me like this! I am filthy and he is so pure! I don't know how but I know that this man is the hope i was looking for. As he approaches I realize he has a robe of red. It looks strangely like blood. He reaches me I try to look away, but the face is so kind and stern that it is impossible to look at anything else! He falls down next to me and pulls of his robe. He then wipes away my filth taking with him the dirty blood that I have bleed! I try to stop him, but he grasp my hand stooping me! I sit there as he continues cleaning my battle beaten figure! He finally finishes and then gives me a hug! The blackness that had engulfed my mind and heart disappears and is filled with love! He then helps me up and says these simple words! "You are my Brother, and you are His Son!" His son! Some how I know who he is! "And We Love You" I feel tears escape my eyes, and he falls back into the light and disappears. I am dismayed at first, but then realize that he is still there watching me, giving me strength! Then people and things come to me. Almost instantly! They help me build my castle, and my fortifications!
I am now sitting here! Thinking what I want to do in life and the dreams I have, but they are stronger! They now have a Figure wrapped in light wearing a blood stained robe next to them! I look down at my self, and see the newly strengthened armor, and the shield that now is whole! Then my sword, it is of fine yet simple workmanship, but I can feel the hardness and strength that it carries! I look up and out the window to see an black wave approaching! I laugh and lift my shield and sword! Ready to fight! For the figure in light is on my side! The figure that I am named after! For I am a CHRISTIAN!
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Tuesday, May 12, 2009
And It Continues! :(
Well I'm back!......Yeah I know that's too bad.......I am just as sick of you as you are of me, so we are even and strangely happy! As you may have known, my last post was titled "The longest week of my life" Sadly enough it has continued as if there was no break! The last bit of my life is this long, and stretched blur. For all you Harry Potter fans. I feel like I have had the cruciatus curse about a thousand times. So I am here to tell you I am running away to England!
As You can see This is my new home! My bedroom window is on the closest tower, facing the water, very top! Sorry you cant come and visit! The London Police might find out! Anyways This is going to be very fun! I will write books, and awesome blogs from my new home! Then go to Arsenal games! Then in my free time drop packs of pass along cards, and B.O.M.s, Bibles, Articles of Faith, and such on passing cars! So I've booked my flight with Pelican & penguin Airlines! So I will keep you updated from my awesome home!
"Do you see the flaw in my brilliant plan now?" Dumbledore, Harry Potter 5, Rowling
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Monday, May 11, 2009
The Longest Week of My Life! Chapter 3478
Hello once again from the strange place where I am at. Which so happens to be my living room, by the computer...Well du that's obvious! You would be surprised how many people wouldn't know that!....Oh so now your saying crap about my world huh? Well YOU can leave...Yeah that's right..You keep on walking! ............Sorry about that. (Idiot) Anyways so lets see...umm..oh right! On my Computer, in a chair that's a pain in the _____! ...what do you mean I'm stupid!...Its your mind that fills in the blank. I didn't think that!
So lets get down to business! The theory of stupidity is As fallows! If you do something stupid, or awkward. (In other words if you feel uncomfortable) You feel STUPID! But if you do something stupid with another person you feel only half as awkward. So the more people=The amount of Nonstupidness! So lets practice this shall we? It you are a loser in high school, and you are hanging out with your younger siblings friends. Do you feel Stupid, and if you do. How much?
A. Stupid, all of stupid.
B. Not Stupid, all of stupid
C. Stupid, 1/1894 of stupid.
D. Not Stupid, what was the question?
E. Wingardium Leveosa
G. Adolf Hitler, and Stalin.
H. OBAMA
If you picked anything but A. GO back and circle A.
Ok really! MY life. How is it?
Its good! And as you know I went to Prom! It was tons of fun! I had a great time! It was definitely one of my favorite nights in my entire life. (Thats not saying much. *cough cough*)......Who said that?..............(Dirty look towards you!)......If you want details then your out of luck!
I also am still working on the Podcast, and its a pain! A BIG PAIN! but life goes on, and Obama's President! I have also had a huge reform in my life, but I am not going into detail! So this is where I say bye! Ready!...............................................................By...Oh got you!....................................................BYE!
"I"M SUPER WHY!" The Boy of Awesomeness!
P.S. Isn't it amazing how one person can change so much about you.
P.S. Oh one more thing! Some of you have said you wanted a copy of the Book thingy! Well I cant write it! Go ask HIM! Now THAT should be OBVIOUS!
P.S.S. And The Chaps In Camo? They just appeared in my backyard! Something to do with a Possible War in my neighborhood.
P.S.S.S. I am also looking for a copy of Illustrator. If any one is not using a copy! Oh and for Mac.
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Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Prom & more Podcast! A Tale of P's
Well hello chaps! I hope you are well and just thriving! Or what ever you may be, I hope you are at least being! Anyways I have had a rather eventful Weekend and such. I for starter's asked a girl to prom! Wow Its amazing. I mean this is me of all people! Still I did it. I... Yes? What do you want?...... No I will not give you a piece of cake!..... You know I think thats the only reason why you do this, is for the stupid cake!.... Right! Anywho I Finally got my Podcast up and running on the web, so check it out at www.sgcast.com It is also on I-tunes, but that is not searchable yet! We are still trying to figure out all the little tech. stuff so thats a slightly annoying aspect but what the cows! Its at least up!
"They're is a RIGHT way to LIVE!" Christian Hall, from his book of "In side MY head philosophy!"
P.S. If you want to know her name ask me in PERSON! Oh and I Decided I like CAPITAL letters!....Yes I am aware that its "Painfully obvious." ......NO CAKE!
P.S.S. And I am Very Excited about Prom!
Monday, April 20, 2009
The Adventures of Jason. A week Of Spring Braek!
Well Hello? What a surprise! I thought you were dead?......What do you mean that was a stupid assumption! Your a stupid assumption!.....oh...your talking to someone else?...ummm...sorry about that. Anywho I have been busy doing mostly nothing, but not all my time has been wasted! I have now completed three S.G. Cast Podcast. (since we do one every week it seems like we should have a lot more than three, but I guess its an hour and a half total of us talking our voice boxes out.) So S.G. Cast is moving along well, and we hope it will continue doing so!
We had spring break this last week. It was all week too! It was nice to not have all the losers of losers bearing down on you for a bit. I did many things such as three "Missions" witch I am not at liberty to discuss right now. But I can tell you that they were all a success, and Obama has confirmed that the city of Orem is now Safer! (Or is it?) I also watched a couple Champions league soccer/football(English accent on the last one!) games. Chelsea vs. Liverpool crazy awesome game! Then Manchester vs. Porto. And then out of the blue...or I guess white...In the middle of spring brake SNOW! and a fair share of it to! Killed over a thousand trees that were blossoming! The Government had to promise that they would grant the trees Ten Billion Dollars just to shut up the riots! Whomping Willows & Old Man Willows all over the place! Thought I was a dead man did I.(put another English accent on that one too.) See why I thought you were dead... Yeah... Right...so then I did my podcast Saturday night #3 ( Home, Tava beans & four foot stargate. Yo Dawg!) Then I proceeded to wright my talk for church the next day. At twelve ten in the morning mind you! At that was the end of it all.
"Sam sat down, blushing and muttering. ""A nice pickle we have landed ourselves in, Mr Frodo!"" he said, shaking his head." Lord of the Rings, The Fellowship of the Ring, Sam/Tolkien.
P.S. Ballroom Company Tryouts are coming up, so I am trying to learn every thing I need to and its a bit crazy!
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Monday, March 30, 2009
Slow...Slow...Quick..Quick...Slow and Reacording!
Tango! Yes I know its surprising that I of all people take a ballroom class and could possibly be joining the M.V. Ballroom company. If you were to go back in time and tell my 13-14 year old self that I wound be doing this in the future. I wound have probably thrown you out the window. Yet here I am.
I also had a ballroom concert this past weekend. I was in the Tango! (Hence my title!) I thought I did OK, but could have been a bit (meaning a lot!) better. I guess that's what its like your first time on stage. I'm serious when I say I am seriously surprised that I didn't drop my partner and then crash into another couple in the middle of the Dance. (I guess it wound have been entertaining for the audience! That is what they came for anyways... right?) Good thing I didn't eh?
I also have figured out what I am doing my podcast on! (drum roll please!)...............STAR GATE! Yes I know its super nerdy, but here is why I think its good. One: I am a Nerd! need I say more!...Umm...I do?.. oh ok then. Two: Nerds are the type of people to look up these strange things where people talk about strange stuff! Three: Star Gate has a large fan base, and has been around for awhile. So it has the potential to attract more listeners.
We are scheduled to Cast this Friday and post our first one. Oh and The title of the Podcast is S.G. Cast. (if your a Star Gate fan you will know what I'm talking about)
"No no no no no..... This sequence first, and then the secondary code. Unless your intentionally trying to blow us up. In witch case excellent work." Doctor Rhodney Mckay, Star Gate Atlantis
P.S. We got a new mac, and you should expect some awesome teaser trailers for my film "The Hunt"
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Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Huh? What? A Podcast!
And a go in 5...4...3...2...1. Hello people of the people that you are! (Huh?)...Yes I know that really doesn't make sense, but don't die over it. I am here today to tell you people of the people that you are two things. But before I get to them I would like to say that "Prom"(1) is coming up and I should most surly ask someone to that most strange thing they call a "High School Dance"(2). For after all it is my junior year, and it is called the "Junior Prom." But there's a slight problem. I meaning me..have know idea who I want to ask. but that's O.K.! Because I will most likely just ask the first girl I see at some random moment a week before.
So we move on to what I really wanted to say. One: That I have a strange and strong desire to start a podcast! Its sounds like so much fun! It's a verbal Blog in a way. I still haven't figured out what to do it on. I have some ideas and some of them would easily be possible. But I need co hosts and such to help, and finding 'em is a large, and most lame process.
Two: That I finished the "First Cut"(3) of a little "Behind the scenes" Doc. for Kevin. (the photographer one.) Its on the Real salt lake shoot that he did for them.
Well.....Ummm......sorry but this is taking to long. I was going to post the Video but its to large, and once again mom is getting after me so Bye.
"Sing hey! For the bath at close of day
that washes the weary mud away
A loon is he that will not sing
O! Water Hot is a noble thing!
O! Sweet is the sound of falling rain,
and the brook that leaps from hill to plain;
but better then rain or rippling streams
is Water Hot that smokes and steams.
O! Water cold we may pour at need
down a thirsty throat and be glad indeed
but better is beer if drink we lack, (Ginger Ale!)
)and Water Hot poured down the back.
O! Water is fair that leaps on high
in a fountain white beneath the sky;
but never did fountain sound so sweet
as splashing Hot Water with my feet!" Tolkien s Bath song sung by Pippin in the Lord of the rings, The Fellowship of the Ring, A Conspiracy Unmasked. Pg.101
You know this is the most awesome and fitting song for me! (Except for beer. That's not so fitting. Maybe Ginger ale.)
(1)A Dance that I am terrified of.
(2)People jumping up and down feeling awkward.
(3)The First version of a film that I like as the director.
Oh and also check out my profile and my new past posts title.
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Saturday, February 28, 2009
A Two Man Crew.
Hello People of Earth! The last two days I have been busy with a film shoot. It was done with only a Two Man Crew and a single actor. (and we all know what they're like!)
I have the biggest head ache! (Note: please no sympathy letters.) Don't get me wrong it was fun, and a good shoot but to truly and deeply understand why I have a head ache you must fallow these three simple steps. One: Lock your self in a room with three big, bright lights. Two: Chose a single, and I mean single shot from a movie. Three: watch that over and over again on a tiny little screen. Then repeat the process with a a different shot for seven hours....Seven hours later.... Your back?... and how do you feel...yeah....yeah.. I know you just want to walk into the backyard and fall dead in the garden.
Anywho. I still love doing it and hope to move on in this dream of making good, uplifting films for you and your future children, grandchildren, etc. (Note: I will accept donations. After all this is your children and grandchild's future were talking about!)
"If only we had a magical tool that could slow down time! I foolishly left mine on earth! Did you bring yours!" Dr. Rhodney Mckay, Stargate Atlantis.
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Thursday, February 26, 2009
The First!-Vedui'
Testing...Testing...One two three testing. Can You Read This.
If you can I feel very very sorry for you, but no I will not pay for your "Mad-Center"(1) bills. Its your own fault you decided to read this blog. If..Huh?.... What?......Hold on a second. I don't like this font........OK I'm back. Much better eh?
So this blog I've created... Its not for you. Sorry but its true. Not for YOU! Its for ME. Its to let my inner self speak out its frustrations and "Happy moments"(2) Still Its important that you know what will be going on. So this is what will occur. I will as I read books post my favorite passages I read that week, month, or year. . . . .Hang on a second. Moms talking on the phone and I cant concentrate. . . . .Alright lets continue. OK where was I. . . . . Books?. . . . and we just finished. . . . Thanks.
I will obviously tell you whats going on in my awesome, super exciting life. This will include things such as. Cool stories, spiritual stories, heart warming stories, life changing stories, ect. (Please note that I am not promising any of these things and am not responsible for wasting your time reading this when you should be doing what your supposed too be doing )
Well I have better end this or Mom will "Have a Cow"(3)
First of all, to tell you that I am immensely fond of you all, and that eleventy-one years is too short a time to live among such excellent and admirable hobbits. I don't know half of you as well as I should like; and i like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. Tolkien/Bilbo. In the Lord of the Rings, A Long Expected Party. (pg. 29-30)
1. The place Mad people go when their mad.
2. Moments when I am Happy.
3. A term used to say somone is mad or angry.
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